Mixed Berry Social Anxiety Disorder

You wish to know my battle philosophy? Well…I suppose it’s quite simple, really. I set aside all respect for life and try to hack my opponent into bloody chunks.

Lyngwaek (via ohfinalfantasyxiv)

Source: ohfinalfantasyxiv

Notes: 4 5/25/12 — 11:29am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxM6n3KB Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #Perfect philosophy

The bastard’s worth less than his weight in walrus piss, if you ask me.

Proof FFXIV has the best dialogue ever.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 4 5/19/12 — 11:09am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxLltAvU Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #Hey walrus piss is expensive

B-B-But… We’re talking about the slaying of fell beasts, the looting of bizarre items from their corpses, the delivery of said items to an otherwise unremarkable guard—all in exchange for a decidedly modest reward! You people are supposed to love this sort of thing!

Eugenaire, upon refusing to take on his quest. (via pumpkinhero)

Source: pumpkinhero

Notes: 5 5/19/12 — 2:54am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxLl47Yz Filed under: #OH BUT I DO LOVE THIS SORT OF THING #I am the quest queen #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV

I sell fire crystals and fire crystal accessories.

Source: momodicks

High-res Notes: 5 5/18/12 — 10:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxLkQ4gq Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #O-App-Pesi

O-App-Pesi from Final Fantasy XIV.

Notes: 5 5/18/12 — 10:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxLkOmt1 Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #O-App-Pesi #Padjal #That seer ain't right

excalibeard:

…The item description text. I died a little bit

Source: excalibeard

High-res Notes: 18 4/10/12 — 7:25pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxJRv1jr Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #OH SQUARE

neverenoughrest:

i am laughing harder than i should

‘we are here to herp the derp’

Notes: 16 1/20/12 — 10:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxF60vj- Filed under: #goobbue #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV

neverenoughrest:

killabytes:

Final Fantasy XIV Goobbue Mount Reveal

shriek

shrieeeeeek

OH MY GOD.

FRANKIE. LOOK.

Source: killabytes

Notes: 25 1/19/12 — 10:04am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxF0citF Filed under: #KEYBOARD SMASH #Screaming #Goobbue #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV

What happens when you start as a female in Ul’dah. … Possibly male too, I don’t know.

But I do know Momodi likes dicks.

Notes: 12 12/26/11 — 12:00pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxDp38Kt Filed under: #Old screenshot #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #This is never not funny because I am perpetually 12 years old

WHY AREN'T THERE ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY

Oh god I am so excited for this. It actually looks like they’ll be able to turn this around.

Dat garuda. Dat interface. Dat male kittyperson. Dat chocobo in battle. Dat errything.

;_; god damn it SE I’m already addicted to one of your meuporgs, why must you make this one look so awesome. … I miss my Lalafell. And my hyurdurr. But I still love Vana’diel liekwoah. CURSES.

Notes: 9 10/14/11 — 10:05am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjskxAfcmYs Filed under: #FFXIV #Final Fantasy XIV #FF14 #Final Fantasy 14